It is time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts. Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates.
Candidate A
Associates with ward healers and consults with astrologers. He's had two mistresses. He chain-smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B
Was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college, and drinks a quart of brandy every evening.
Candidate C
Is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any illicit affairs.
Which of these candidates is your choice??